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04

~Happy Birthday America! ~

 

 

May you always defend the promise of Liberty

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness”

I wish to pursue a life free of government intervention. I will be happier if my 4th Amendment rights are not violated. I do not wish to provide any of my medical information to the government.

We live under a constitution wholly intended to establish and defend Liberty. No amount of legal scholarship establishes the purpose of our Republic is to impose tyranny.

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Mar
27

Submitted by B.A.

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

 The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus, over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey there honey! How’s about getting me a cold glass of wine?” He too looked across the restaurant and asked, “Isn’t that God’s boy over there? The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of wine. “On my bill,” he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me … I’m collecting disability.”

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From Project Veritas:

 

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Washington State Caucus on Saturday, March 3rd.

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WA ACTION ALERT* PLEASE CALL TODAY HB 2448 will create and fund the complete takeover of childcare from pre-birth to age five.

by Autumn Torres on Monday, January 23, 2012 at 1:41pm

HB 2448  will create and fund the complete takeover of childcare from pre-birth to age five, at which time mandatory Kindergarten takes place. Starting with the funding of a “voluntary” Washington Preschool Program and phasing in birth through three year olds, the plans will eventually create a regulated school system with performance standards, one-size-fits-all outcomes, and assessments for all children birth to five.  The Department of Early Learning (DEL) 2011-2014 Strategic plans reveal that this “high quality” government early learning system will provide programs that include prenatal care, health & nutrition, social-emotional mental health development, parent/community partnerships, and required college degrees for all providers. (pg 7)

Please contact your legislator to express your concerns on this bill!

Step 1:  Contact your three legislators

Step 2:  Contact the members of the Early Learning Committee

Step 3:  Show up at hearings – check “Bill Summary” for progress

(Special hearing January 23rd – 6:00 pm – John Obrien bldg # D)

Hotline 1-800-562-6000   

Any preschool or child care provider taking state monies will be the first organizations forced into this system which dictates how many students they can have, how much to charge, the hours they operate, the curriculum they must offer, teacher training, and health reporting requirements on all children.  Essentially this is a backdoor to bringing privately held businesses and non-profits under the umbrella of government control.  Religious organizations will also be subjected to DEL regulations that mandate their programs be “free from religious instruction, activities, symbolism, and control or influence” if any of their students qualify for child care assistance.  (HB 2448 pg 3 line 34-38)

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Jan
03
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think, “It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”  
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”  
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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”  
Paul Horning
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“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?   
I think not.”
H. L. Menchken 
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“When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”  
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”  
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”  
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BEER:  HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!  
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Remember  “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser.  
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To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group – Salvation in a can!  
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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the ” Buffalo Theory” to his buddy Norm:    
“Well, ya see, Norm, it’s like this.  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,  regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!  That’s why you always feel  smarter after a few beers.
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Submitted by B.A.

Dec
06