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Like MENSA, Only Thicker

dENSATIFIC UPDATE:

The Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science: (Gv) Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal shelf-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. Author Unknown.

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Densa Contest Update:

Seattle Mariners Record at the All-Star Break:  46 W 42L

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Jim     Over/84

Sam  Over/86

Deno Over/83

Lynda Under/76

Marla Over/84

Joe  J.  Over/69

Jerud  over/98

Jeff  Over 87

Glory Over 84

F.Z   Under/75

Dee   Under/80

Lynn Over/105

Mike    Even/81

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Based on current standings it would be:   1. Jeff  2. Jerud 3. Sam

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Spokane City Council Candidate Forum

Sponsored by:  Campaign for Liberty

Wednesday, July 29th at 6:30 pm.

Central United Methodist Church

3rd Avenue and Howard St.

Spokane WA 99201

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Satue of Liberty by Shelvey Smith

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Liberty by Shelvey Smith

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dENSA will meet at the Blue Spark prior to Wednesday’s Candidate Forum.

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