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Fools for the City

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The foolishness reconvenes at the Park Inn Tavern on April 1st.

  • Look for Aretha Franklin, Elvin Bishop and Foghat on the jukebox. Other selections: http://www.doowopcafe.net/Contests/fool.html
  • dENSA Discussion: Why isn’t April Fool’s Day a recognized national holiday, and which recognized holiday should be replaced with April Fool’s Day?
  • dENSANOMICS; looking at taxes:  How much will you owe?   How much will your children owe?
  •  Also, Guns and Ammo:  The other bull market!
  • Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs…….Go Chiefs!!
  • dENSA Final Four Review:   Conneticut, Villanova, Michigan State and North Carolina.  
  • Is it baseball season yet?  http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=sea  
  • dENSA Line:  ’09 Mariners plus or minus 500?
  • Quality -vs- quantity?  dENSA Deciders and the decision of the week:  Crap on tap or Czar-tinies?
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One Response to “Fools for the City”

  1. MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

    NICKNAMES:

    · If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and
    Sarah.
    · If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
    Godzilla and Four-eyes.

    EATING OUT:

    · When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only
    for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none
    will actually admit they want change back.
    · When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

    MONEY:

    · A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    · A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

    BATHROOMS:

    · A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a
    bar of soap, and a towel ..
    · The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be
    able to identify more than 20 of these items.

    ARGUMENTS:

    · A woman has the last word in any argument.
    · Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    FUTURE:

    · A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    · A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    SUCCESS:

    · A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    · A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    MARRIAGE:

    · A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
    · A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

    DRESSING UP:

    · A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the
    phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    · A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

    NATURAL:

    · Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    · Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    OFFSPRING:

    · Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments
    and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and
    hopes and dreams.
    · A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
    A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!


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