* dENSA SPOKANE
Like MENSA, Only Thicker

Jul
30

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then  bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound  bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
TEXAS :

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.  And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

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A well researched and presented movie based on the book by Dinesh D’Souza. It traces the history of Barack Obama and examines the political views of his most influential mentors. The film describes second and third world views of colonialism and shares many opinions of the United states and Europe regarding the development of global trade.

 

This biopic offers thoughtful insights into Mr. Obama’s foreign and domestic policy positions and how a man of such uncharacteristic American values was elected 44th President of the United States of America.

 

Recommended for those with interests in politics, economics, history, foreign affairs and U.S. domestic policy.

 

 

From the Book:

 

 

 

The Author speaking at C-2012:

 

 

 

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29
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10

“Politics is down stream from the culture” ~ Dana Loesch

http://web.gbtv.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=22775167&source=GBTV

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